Our shared planet
Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag
clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little
Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a
mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No?
Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're
in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb
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Community involvement
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has
a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for
murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I
don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that
seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we
took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the
snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but
it doesn't hold a candle to man.
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Cooking with care
My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some
bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and
get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm
gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn
money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to
you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga
Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to
get shot. You understand?
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